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PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE PLAYING!

Thank you for joining us at Illuminati Corps! Please don't resist, you can't do anything to escape.  We can assure you that you are in hands which are completely capable of killing you. Now please read through our manual for a successful experiment;

1. There are 3 types of enemies, your goal is to survive as long as you can (although, that will probably not be so long, seeing how "good" you are.). The 3 enemies have different amounts of trajectory and varying spinning speeds.

2. Each round there will be lasers that spin, don't worry! The lasers won't kill you, they just show where the enemy will shoot. Oh and yes, every 5 seconds, they will stop and shoot bullets. If you touch a bullet, you are dead.

3. On the bottom, there is a progress bar, it shows how close you are to finishing the level, each level is randomized to maximize chances of death. When the bar is full, the enemies will be gone, but not for long. This next level will be longer, meaning more enemies will spawn. Try to complete as many levels as you can.

4. There are 3 power ups, The first one is a blue orb, which will give you double speed for 10 seconds. The second one is a green orb, which will give you a permanent one-use shield. If you get hit, the shield will absorb the hit instead of you, but now the shield will be gone, leaving you defenseless. The last one is a purple orb, that will teleport you to a random location on the map. It can save or kill you, leaving it up to luck. 

We hope you read that, you will need it. After you are dead, write down a report of the experiment in the comments section and include which level you got to. Now sit back, relax and experience misery. Good luck!

Disclaimer: All jokes above are for humorous purposes, not to offend anybody. They incorporate how a mad scientist would speak to you.